| FINALLY!
Introducing FREE BEER!™ |
| First
it was light beer,
then it was ultra light beer.
What's next? Air beer?
Who gives a rat's ...? |
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Quit
screwing with the beer to get the calories out.
Look, what if you could drink ANY BEER you wanted
to and didn't have to pay the carbohydrate bill? That's
right, Amigo. Mexican Beer, American Beer, German Beer,
English, Irish, whatever...Latvian. High alcohol content,
low alcohol content, microbrews, beers in a bottle, beers
in a can, beers in a paper darn cup... I'm
talking ALL BEERS, NO CARBS!
MO' BEER, LESS BELLY. I'm talking perfect world
here, man! |
| We
love beer!
But
we hates da belly. So we developed FREE BEER™
carb blocker. For us. It worked so good, we started
giving it to our beer loving friends. And it worked
for them too -- and NO SIDE EFFECTS! So hey, now we're
making it available to everybody. |
All
it takes is 2 FREE BEER™ capsules half an
hour before you begin and get to guzzlin', cuz that beer
is FREEEEEEEEEEEE!
One bottle of FREE BEER™ will block the carbs
of an entire KEG!
Got questions? Read the FAQ!
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| "...and
it really works...I take it with beer and any other carbs
I eat." JD
from FSU |
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is
a Phase 2 Carb Blocker designed for beer lovers (more
on carb blocking) |
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works
by blocking the body's natural production of the enzymes
necessary to metabolize carbohydrates |
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blocks
up to 1000 calories per two capsules. That's 250 grams
of carbohydrates! That's a six pack, my friend. Uh huh.
Uh huh. That means you can drink a six pack and keep your
six pack. Get it? |
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comes
in a 60 count shatterproof bottle, perfect for carrying
along with you to your local watering hole |
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does
not change, alter, lessen, spindle, fold, or mutilate
the alcohol content of any beverage so, as always, drink
responsibly. |
| "Thanks
so much for Free Beer! Now I can drink my favorite beer
instead of the lite stuff...and I don't have to worry
about gaining weight." PD
Boston, MA |
One
bottle contains 60 capsules (enough for 30 six packs,
so you can share them with your friends!)
STILL got questions? Read the FAQ!
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ABOUT
FREE BEER!
